Columns from the U.S. Open (golf's not tennis'):
Day 1 recap - Global warming and remembering Tyrell "Party On" Garth
Day 2 recap - If a Peacock cries in a TV compound, does anyone hear it?
Day 3 recap - Tips for running marathons and Monty's tight-cheeked trousers
Day 4 recap - Mickelson's El Guapo