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Monday, April 25, 2005

Butt Darts and Long Knockers

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Now that I've let the cat out of the bag (or the darts out of the, well, you know) , I'm hoping you're all paying closer attenti...
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Friday, April 22, 2005

Mass Hysteria

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Two questions about the new pontiff: 1) Does he take immediate ownership of the Popemobile, and, if so, does his newfound infallibility clep...
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Monday, April 18, 2005

...Save A Few For Lefty, Too...

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I'm saying a preemptive prayer for the Mickelson family tonight. The proverbial fan isn't going to know what hit it.
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Sunday, April 10, 2005

Nanny Nanny Boo Boo: They Still Can't Catch Tiger

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With yet another inimitable display of carpe diem and a barely imitable fourth Masters title, Tiger Woods has ended his post-nuptial major c...
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Friday, March 25, 2005

TGIF

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At age 35, I think I'm finally understanding what it means to be a true follower of Christ. For example, 2,000 years ago this week, Chri...
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Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Anatomy (And The) 101

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We, 35 and 34, finished potty-training Anna Claire, 3, just in time for a spring break trip to southern California. After five straight days...
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Saturday, February 05, 2005

"Beggars Can't Be Choosers" And Other Hogwash

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If you've learned anything about me through this blog over the years it's how much esteem I have for the men and women who navigate ...
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Casting Pearl Before Swine

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By now, the Religious Right is on Red (Pink?) Alert over the news that an upcoming episode of a PBS kids show about a cartoon rabbit, Buster...
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Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Rear Passenger

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My 6-year-old Nicholas is all boy, which is good seeing as how he's a boy and all. His high testosterone level also helps explain his in...
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Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Cereal Offense

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One of the things that makes America great is its dedication to the continued development of new and often sickeningly sugary breakfast cere...
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Wednesday, January 05, 2005

New Year's Leftovers

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Seeing as how my last attempt at posting quotes went so well, here's another. This from Italian philosopher and novelist ( The Name of t...
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Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Ready For The Ball To Drop

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With Christmas past and the new year encroaching, these reflections from Dr. Evil on the halcyon days of his youth probably speak to all of ...
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Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Cut Cheese With A Rich, Full-Bodied Red

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On the people mover at DFW airport. Coming out, beefy Cincinnati Reds first baseman Adam Dunn . Getting on, the explosively flatulent (thank...
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Monday, December 06, 2004

UMC: No Gaiety With The Laity

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From Pughtown, Pennsylvania - motto: "Get A Whiff Of Pughtown!" - comes the story of the now former Reverend Irene Elizabeth Stro...
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Saturday, December 04, 2004

Sports Fruitcake Chock Full Of Nuts And Berrys

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Hats (and towels) off to the men and women of our nation's armed, legged, and barebacked entertainment forces, who've proudly taken ...
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Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Baker's Dozen, Blogger's Wife

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Golfers will say you've "overclubbed" if the woman you married is way better than you should have had. In football parlance, i...
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Thursday, November 18, 2004

Where Will Rain Man Buy His Underwear?

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In case you missed it, Sears and K-Mart have announced they're merging. On one hand it reeks of a cheap publicity stunt by aging, pa...
Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Naked Bootleg

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Last week, the NFL re-upped with CBS and Fox, guaranteeing that those two networks will televise football on Sundays. Based on last night...
Sunday, November 07, 2004

The ABCs of G, PG

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Parental Guidance : knowing when a child is too young to take to the movies. Here's a general rule of thumb - if your youngster is sm...
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Wednesday, November 03, 2004

"I Was Behind Bars, And You Visited Me..."

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This man was attacked and injured after jumping into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo and trying to convert the lions to Christianity....
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