Monday, August 02, 2004

Tee & AA

We here at the boone box are always on the lookout for ways you men can impress that special lady in your life. (Ladies, and by that I mean all non-men, a recent court order and my wedding vows preclude me from looking out for you.)

Guys, remember that a woman wants to know how much you care. And what better way to communicate your love than wearing a sexually-explicit t-shirt when you're out with her in public? It says, "I have only one thing on my mind." And, "I have only one thing on my mind."

In some cases, it might also say, "Whaddya mean I can't board the plane?" Last week, according to the Palm Beach Post, American Airlines kicked a couple off Flight 952 from Miami to New York because the man wouldn't change or turn inside out his shirt featuring a man and woman engaging in an act in which t-shirts are unnecessary, if not cumbersome.

The woman involved (in the incident, not on the shirt) didn't understand all the fuss. "It's a picture of a man and woman, and the woman's breast is showing. The flight attendant basically walked up to us and yelled, 'You have to take off that shirt right now.'"

(Apparently, the man would've been allowed to board the plane topless.)

Four Miami-Dade County lawmen and three federal security agents escorted the lusty lovebirds off the plane. While the couple was released without being charged, several of the officers offered to keep the tawdry tee in custody and under close surveillance.

6 comments:

Brandon Scott said...

Doesn't Amy have that shirt?

Grant said...

No, she doesn't. This is kind of like the time you guys were in a restaurant somewhere, and you grabbed what you thought was Amy's scarf and began twirling it around only to discover it belonged to someone you didn't know. Goofball.

Lovell's Lookout said...

What was Quile' doing in Miami?

Brandon Scott said...

HAAA! Fun at Luby's! My favorite time wasn't the scarf though...it was when I was squirting a big ol long pickle (don't ask me why I liked pickle juice on steak) on a steak and it slipped out of my fingers and flung across the table onto someone else's plate. I knnow those Luby's people loved seeing the Thomas and Nichols families come in.

B. S. Denton said...

Have mercy. Doesn't something have to be egregiously horrid for AMERICAN stinkin' AIRLINES to be angry? I mean, look at that "chicken" they give you on those flights . . . or, the "steak." Serving their customers processed styrofoam rat patties does not bother them at all, yet the sexy breast shirt is too much? Where are their priorities? In a strange way, I'm sort of glad to know that they have boundaries. (Can you tell I'm very angry at American Airlines?)

Rob said...

AA did fully refund their ticket by the way. That's worth mentioning. I doubt my Delta would do that...