At times I wonder, is my blog really contributing to the betterment of society? Then I get something to eat and think of my next humorous post, which to many of you will also be my first humorous post.
With that in mind, try this clock-eating exercise:
Begin making a clockwise circular motion with your right foot. At the same time, try to draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand.
Years of costly research have revealed that it's humanly impossible to do both, though President Bush - who calls it "the most interestingest thingy since the Clapper" - has allocated 142 gazillion dollars in his new budget to further study this phenomenon in hopes that the Soviets don't figure it out first.