Can low-carb communion bread be far behind? Does the Atkins symbol in a sanctuary constitute a graven image?
I have enough urgency in my life without gas station credit card machines demanding that I "remove card quickly."
Is the hand sanitizer phenomenon one big, biohazardous hoax? Will we soon discover, as the Seinfeld characters did about the fat-free frozen yogurt that really wasn't, that we've been had? Are teeny, tiny, little bacteria fraternities doing the backstroke in this goo? I feel dirty just broaching the subject.
George W. Bush - Dick Cheney + John McCain = (4)more years
And finally, as the first half of the baseball season ends with the Texas Rangers leading the American League West, I'd like to wish everyone a Happy Armageddon.