On the people mover at DFW airport. Coming out, beefy Cincinnati Reds first baseman Adam Dunn. Getting on, the explosively flatulent (thanks to someone else's creative audio editing) and fraudulent (which he did on his own) televangelist Robert Tilton.
One pitches, the other swings. Both made rich from their respective flocks. At least one of them occasionally gives his fans their money's worth.