The sign outside the church down the street from us reads:
Tell the truth. Then you don't have to worry about what you said.
See, I disagree. For example, if a wife asks her husband,
"Do these jeans make my hips look big?"
and he replies,
"I can't really see your hips because of your massive hiney,"
even if he's telling the truth, I think he'll still have something to worry about.