Monday, May 03, 2004

Bathroom Humor

Sooner or later, all of us will need to use the word "port-o-john" in a sentence. For that very moment, I thought you might find helpful these septic synonyms from CBS golf announcer David Feherty, who's both Irish and incontinent:

1) the blue room
2) squirtatorium
3) dungfunnel

You don't get this kind of stuff from Deepak Chopra, who's both Indian and in complete control of his bladder.

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